Stolen from the ever-so-lovely Peri at Glue & Pieces.

Be extremely beautiful or extremely intelligent?
Extremely intelligent.  I don't think I'll ever qualify as beautiful...the best I can manage is cute.

Go without brushing your teeth for a year or go without washing your hair for a year?
Can I still use mouthwash?  I guess I'd rather shave my head.

Be rich or famous?
Rich.

Have an amazing shoe collection or an amazing makeup collection?
Shoes, definitely.  I very rarely wear makeup.

Be able to sing or be able to dance?
Sing.  I love music and I love singing, but I don't do it well!

Be stranded on a Desert Island or in the Desert?
Desert Island.  With a crate of books.

Have a computer or a TV?
Computer.  You can get TV shows online anyways.

Wear spots or stripes for the rest of your life?
Ew.  None of the above.

Drink out of a Teacup or a Mug?
Mug.  It makes everything taste better.

Receive a bunch of Flowers or a box of chocolate?
I adore flowers.  I do not adore chocolate.

Have a hug or a kiss from someone you love?
Both.  Both both both.

Wear converse or Stilettos?
Converse, because I cannot walk in stilettos.

Meet Johnny Depp or Robert Pattinson?
Johnny Depp.

Be a Fairy or a Mermaid?
Mermaid.  I could study my fishies up close and personal!  :D

A coffee or a cup of tea?
COFFEE FOR THE WIN (though I like tea too, and I actually probably drink it more often.  Too much coffee makes me shaky).

Pink nails or blue nails?
Blue.  I don't like pink.  But only on my toes--I never paint my fingernails.

Live somewhere sunny or somewhere cold?
Sunny, oh yes.  I have lived in warm sunshine all my life and I detest the cold.  Next year I will have to learn how to handle it though...boo northern weather!

Have an amazing house or an amazing car?
Amazing house.

Be kind or funny?
Funny.  Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done.

Eat sweets or cake?
Sweets.  Though I really shouldn't be eating either.

Hold a tarantula or a snake?
Snake.  No question.  I handle snakes all the time when I volunteer.  Spiders creep me the fuck out.

Wear a necklace or a ring?
Necklace.  I never wear rings.

Laugh or smile?
Laugh.   :D

Be hated or be a hater?
Hated.  And oblivious to it.

Wear Pearls or Beads?
Beads.  More variety and cheaper.

If you had to choose, lose your sight or your hearing?
Hearing.  Then I could still do research.  Plus I know a little ASL but zero Braille.

Have lots of money or lots of friends?
Money.  I don't tend to have a huge crowd...crowds make me nervous.

Love or be loved?
Love me love me love me.  I am greedy for it.