Got my proposal reviews back.  Apparently I didn't get funded because my "math background is weak".  The reason I only took one math course in undergrad is because I AP'ed out of all the others.  Did you not look at my transcript at all?  Quote from Reviewer A: "Keep up the good work!"  How am I supposed to do that without funding?  Thanks, grant agency.  Fuck you.

For a 2-minute test in which I clicked on colors, this is actually pretty gosh-darn accurate.

Color Test - Results

Your Existing Situation Authoritative or in a position of power or leadership. Feels that current difficulties are causing problems and she is unable to progress further. Determined and commanding she strives for her goals despite the obstacles she faces. Your Stress Sources "Feels empty and isolated from others and wishes to overcome this feeling. Believes life has more to offer her than what she was experienced thus far, and doesn't want to miss out on anything. she purses all her goals and dreams, fearful that any missed opportunity will cause her to miss out on even more. Quickly becomes an expert in any field she pursues and can sometimes come off as overbearing and nosy." Your Restrained Characteristics Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation. "Struggles to make her demands clear, but feels ignored. Feels resentful, but acts as if she doesn't care, doing what is necessary to keep peace." "Insists her hopes and ideas are realistic and achievable, but needs encouragement and support. her self-centeredness can cause her to take things too personally." Conceited and is easily insulted. Holds back emotionally but is able to find satisfaction through sexual activity. Conceited and is easily insulted. Holds back emotionally but is able to find satisfaction through sexual activity. Your Desired Objective "Wishes to live in a calm, peaceful, relaxing environment, where everyone gets along and there is a strong sense of belonging." Your Actual Problem Needs to find a stable and peaceful environment which will free her of the worries that are preventing her from achieving the things she wants. Your Actual Problem #2 "Prefers to be left in peace and avoids arguments, confrontation, and conflicts."